Alleged shoplifter caught with suntan lotion, bathing suit

Jul 09, 2018
Courtesy of: Wareham Police Department Kaya Fisher

Wareham Police arrested a 19-year-old New Bedford woman on Monday, July 9, after she allegedly shoplifted a bathing suit and suntan lotion from Walmart.

Officer George Chandler arrested Kaya Fisher shortly after 2 p.m. Police were told she fled the Walmart parking lot in a black Hyundai onto Tobey Road. She was pulled over in the Aldi parking lot. Fisher was taken to police headquarters before being taken to Wareham District Court.

Comments (9)
Posted by: Swifts_Sheriff | Jul 09, 2018 21:21

Hmm I hope it wasn’t a bikini is all I can say



Posted by: Wareham By The Sea | Jul 09, 2018 21:37

The Aldi lot seems like the place that all these shoplifters end up.

 

Imagine the entitled mentality of this stupid kid.   "I'm here in the Cape from crappy NB and I want to go to the beach.  I'll just steal a bathing suit and the suntan lotion instead of paying" Problem is that the consequences are too leniant.  That's why this happens.



Posted by: Swifts_Sheriff | Jul 09, 2018 23:53

I love going to Welmart and watching the sights . It’s almost like going to one of those bad carnivals that have the side freak show.....



Posted by: desertsky | Jul 10, 2018 06:49

I saw this one on the side of the road yesterday with her cohort when the cops had her pulled over. Bet her parents are proud that she shoplifts outside her hometown..her beach day turned into a bummer  :(

 



Posted by: cranky pants | Jul 10, 2018 07:08

She almost got away with it too. She had to steal the suit and lotion so she'd still have enough money for parking.



Posted by: Spherebreaker | Jul 10, 2018 07:47

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again



Posted by: Swifts_Sheriff | Jul 10, 2018 16:25

Is that Pearl from SpongeBob ?



Posted by: WWareham resident | Jul 11, 2018 12:14

@swifts I believe there is actually a mock website called something like peopleofWalmart.com

Every once in a while I'll get a chain email with pictures of people at Walmarts across the country  All I can say is OMFG.



Posted by: Wareham By The Sea | Jul 11, 2018 12:53

Kaya has youth on her side.  She's definitely healthy, she has no stupid face tattoos, she has no stupid neck tattoos, her jaw isn't sunken in so she has teeth in there.  She doesn't yet qualify for The People of Walmart.  Give her about 10-15 years.  Ever see those 30 year olds on here that look like an unhealthy 60+?  Signs of good hard living!

 

Which brings me to an interesting topic.  Livestock such as cattle are branded against their will.  I feel bad for cows because it must hurt like hell and they never wanted it to begin with.  What is wrong with humans of lower socioeconomic status that willingly brand themselves with stupid neck and face tattoos?  If I was stupid and poor I'd be embarrassed enough and would never do such a thing to myself to make things even worse!

 

Lets see, nobody will hire me because I have no skills, no education, and a criminal record.  I think I'll spend the baby formula money on a big honkin' ugly neck tattoo.  That ought to help matters!  Why are people so stupid?



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